Is this even real life?
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girls don’t want a black widow movie, girls want a Valkyrie movie where she has a female love interest and it is written and directed by women
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s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about
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When people try to tell me about myself…
and they deadass wrong
^that part
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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
to vagina owners worldwide
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wakey wakey eggs and
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no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018
only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018
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If I cut you off, I’m not waiting for you to come to your senses. It means I waited too long. It means I’m done. It means stay away from me. All that.
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I support dudes moaning.
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setup and punchline
The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:
And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):
“Dork ass losers”
She’s got a fly sense of style
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I think we could all use this on our dashes.
Pure post
This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand
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